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janeandthehivequeen:

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

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rcktpwr:

randy

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rcktpwr:

starlightonthecurtains:

rcktpwr:

randy

its just. its just one fuckign word but it’s got more notes than many of my posts

make better posts is my suggestion

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targuzzler:

meatyogre:

targuzzler:

reverse shorts. only the bottom half

socks

fuck you

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c3po:

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c3po:

c3po:

kubos mum a milf

let’s talk about this

I refuse to get horny over puppets

mr high and mighty over here won’t fuck a puppet even when she’s milf of the fucking century. get over yourself

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zvaigzdelasas:

millennial-review:

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